
Honest bakes from the harbor. Mostly honest.
Tell Captain Biscuit about your first mate and he'll chart a small-batch recipe for their size, age and appetite Please, no questions asked about where he learned to bake.
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Meet Captain Biscuit
Chief Assistant for Precision Treats And Irresistible Nibbles
“Ahoy! I mean, good day. Tell me about your first mate, and I'll chart a recipe.”
How it works
Tell the Captain about your dog.
He charts a recipe from today's menu and names it after them.
We bake it, seal it, and send it ashore.
Fresh from the galley
See the whole hold →Barnacle Scrubber Biscuits
A ridged dental biscuit that scrubs while they crunch.
$5.99
Captain's Joint Pupcakes
A grain-free peanut butter pupcake for older sea dogs.
$7.99
Mess Deck Salmon Muffins
A grain-free salmon muffin for a coat with a sea-spray shine.
$8.49
Old Salt Joint Hardtack
A crunchy daily biscuit for stiff old sea legs.
$6.49
Harbor Hound Bakery is a two-oven galley a block from the water, run by a retired sea captain who would very much prefer you did not ask which seas. Every batch starts from a real dog: what they can eat, what they need more of, and what makes their tail go.
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